What the hell is all this ‘Spring Break’ graffiti showing up in Belltown? This isn’t even of an artistic nature but just a crude penis and the words ‘Spring Break’ on each one. When I first noticed this I saw it among other graffiti and didn’t think anything of it. Then I was walking down 5th Ave and noticed it again a few blocks down from the first.
Now I’m seeing it on Blanchard and Lenora as well. C’mon fella, get some new material! I would prefer no graffiti at all but if you must: get some class! This crap is officially pissing me off. If I catch the guy that’s doing this I’m going to get some good pictures and send it to KOMO Problem Solvers or something. Maybe I’ll go out and get a paintball gun and hang out on my balcony all stealth-like and pop a paintball cap in his ass.
Has anyone else seen this graffiti around, anywhere else besides Belltown? God forbid this guy decides to expand his penis empire to Capital Hill or Queen Ann. Maybe I’ll start a Neighborhood Penis-Graffiti-Man Watch.